1. Morrolan (Jhereg)
2. Rain (G-Gundam)
3. Alaric Morgan (Deryni Rising)
4. Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
5. Megumi Morisato (Ah! My Goddess)
6. Kenshiro Kasumi (Fist of the North Star)
7. Sesus Nagezzer (Exalted)
8. Suzette Whitehall (The General)
9. Iruka (Naruto)
10. Ninja Master Gara (Bastard!!)
11. Birdy (Birdy the Mighty)
12. Maki Aikawa (Air Master)
Have you read a Kenshiro/Birdy fic? Do you want to?
No and... well, yeah.
Do you think Yomiko is hot? How hot?
Yeah, hot enough to wrap a towel around.
What would happen if Maki got Suzette pregnant?
Some doctor would get a Nobel Prize. Or lynched by Rednecks. Maybe both.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Iruka ?
Sure. Side-Effects: www.fanfiction.net/s/1737083/1/ Don't read it anywhere public.
Would Rain and Kenshiro make a good couple?
Arguably - she's used to broody guys and he's used to mechanics.
Megumi/Iruka or Megumi/Gara? Why?
Megumi/Iruka, 'cause Gara's less fun to tease.
What would happen if Nagezzer walked in on Rain and Maki having sex?
He'd want to join in. Maki would kill his fat ass.
Make up a summary for a Alaric/Gara fic.
Okay, I now know that this was a bad idea. Um. They're sent on a blind date by Edmund Loris in a big to prove that Alaric is not only a Deryni but also a queer. They bond, get drunk and their friends have to cover up the fact that (flip coin) Alaric's gone uke.
Is there any such thing as Morrolan/Suzette fluff?
Morrolan/Suzette is possible. Fluff is probably not.
Suggest a title for a Nagezzer/Maki hurt/comfort fic.
Wind in the Willows
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Yomiko to deflower Morrolan ?
Vast quantities of alcohol? Yomiko deflowering is almost, but not quite, as bizarre a concept as Morrolan being deflowered.
Does anyone on your friends list read Nagezzer slash?
God, I hope not. If they, do, please don't tell me.
Does anyone on your friends list read Alaric het?
See first half of previous answer
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Birdy ?
I don't think so.
Would anyone on your friends list write Rain/Yomiko/Megumi ?
Maybe if they were prompting.
What might Gara scream out at a moment of great passion?
"Beat you to this one, D.S.!"
If you write a songfic about Suzette, which song would you choose?
One Man Woman, by Twisted Sister
If you wrote a Morrolan/Kenshiro/Maki fic, what would the warnings be?
slash, OOC
What might a good pick-up line for Rain to use on Gara ?
"Nice Sword"
When was the last time you read a fic about Megumi ?
Day before yesterday. The Red Strong of Fate: jlee.anifics.com/redstring.htm[b
Would Birdy shag Iruka ? Drunk or sober?
Probably. She might need to be drunk before she ignored her tenant's objections though.
If Alaric and Nagezzer get together, who tops?
I'm guessing Alaric because otherwise it's Deryni pancake for dinner.
"Morrolan and Iruka are in a happy relationship until Iruka suddenly runs off with Yomiko . Morrolan , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Birdy and a brief, unhappy affair with Maki , then follows the wise advice of Megumi and finds true love with Alaric." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Morrolan the Man-Whore. I wouldn't dare to speculate. Probably one of the more angsty X-Men Evolution fanfic writers.
How would you feel if Nagezzer/Suzette was canon?
Very, very confused.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.
2. Rain (G-Gundam)
3. Alaric Morgan (Deryni Rising)
4. Yomiko Readman (Read or Die)
5. Megumi Morisato (Ah! My Goddess)
6. Kenshiro Kasumi (Fist of the North Star)
7. Sesus Nagezzer (Exalted)
8. Suzette Whitehall (The General)
9. Iruka (Naruto)
10. Ninja Master Gara (Bastard!!)
11. Birdy (Birdy the Mighty)
12. Maki Aikawa (Air Master)
Have you read a Kenshiro/Birdy fic? Do you want to?
No and... well, yeah.
Do you think Yomiko is hot? How hot?
Yeah, hot enough to wrap a towel around.
What would happen if Maki got Suzette pregnant?
Some doctor would get a Nobel Prize. Or lynched by Rednecks. Maybe both.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Iruka ?
Sure. Side-Effects: www.fanfiction.net/s/1737083/1/ Don't read it anywhere public.
Would Rain and Kenshiro make a good couple?
Arguably - she's used to broody guys and he's used to mechanics.
Megumi/Iruka or Megumi/Gara? Why?
Megumi/Iruka, 'cause Gara's less fun to tease.
What would happen if Nagezzer walked in on Rain and Maki having sex?
He'd want to join in. Maki would kill his fat ass.
Make up a summary for a Alaric/Gara fic.
Okay, I now know that this was a bad idea. Um. They're sent on a blind date by Edmund Loris in a big to prove that Alaric is not only a Deryni but also a queer. They bond, get drunk and their friends have to cover up the fact that (flip coin) Alaric's gone uke.
Is there any such thing as Morrolan/Suzette fluff?
Morrolan/Suzette is possible. Fluff is probably not.
Suggest a title for a Nagezzer/Maki hurt/comfort fic.
Wind in the Willows
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Yomiko to deflower Morrolan ?
Vast quantities of alcohol? Yomiko deflowering is almost, but not quite, as bizarre a concept as Morrolan being deflowered.
Does anyone on your friends list read Nagezzer slash?
God, I hope not. If they, do, please don't tell me.
Does anyone on your friends list read Alaric het?
See first half of previous answer
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Birdy ?
I don't think so.
Would anyone on your friends list write Rain/Yomiko/Megumi ?
Maybe if they were prompting.
What might Gara scream out at a moment of great passion?
"Beat you to this one, D.S.!"
If you write a songfic about Suzette, which song would you choose?
One Man Woman, by Twisted Sister
If you wrote a Morrolan/Kenshiro/Maki fic, what would the warnings be?
slash, OOC
What might a good pick-up line for Rain to use on Gara ?
"Nice Sword"
When was the last time you read a fic about Megumi ?
Day before yesterday. The Red Strong of Fate: jlee.anifics.com/redstring.htm[b
Would Birdy shag Iruka ? Drunk or sober?
Probably. She might need to be drunk before she ignored her tenant's objections though.
If Alaric and Nagezzer get together, who tops?
I'm guessing Alaric because otherwise it's Deryni pancake for dinner.
"Morrolan and Iruka are in a happy relationship until Iruka suddenly runs off with Yomiko . Morrolan , broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Birdy and a brief, unhappy affair with Maki , then follows the wise advice of Megumi and finds true love with Alaric." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Morrolan the Man-Whore. I wouldn't dare to speculate. Probably one of the more angsty X-Men Evolution fanfic writers.
How would you feel if Nagezzer/Suzette was canon?
Very, very confused.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.