Okay, my imagination just took a horrible left-turn. Say we follow Drakensis' suggestion... hidden ninja villages in the American West. I just had the image of a crossover with Bonanza, where Hop Sing is in fact a ninja...
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.