This was my first thought after seeing this thread's title and letting it filter through my mental photoshop...
"EVA LAUNCH!" shouted Misato. A short ride and Evangelion Unit 01 rocketed to the surface. Round bolts the size of small cars drilled themselves into
the sides of the platform to hold mankind's only hope of surviving the angel war. The third angel Sachiel turn it bulk to face the new development on the
field of battle. The bolts locking the Evangelion to the gantry hissed and withdrew their support the Evangelion. Unit 01 slumped forwards slightly, resting
its body weight more firmly on its feet.
"Okay Shinji. just focus on taking a step." Misato encouraged. Unit 01 stood still quietly on the platform. Not a single synthetic muscle twitched.
There was a tense silence as the Third angel seemed to await the Evangelion to do something, almost as if allowing it to make the first move.
"Its alright Shinji You're doing fine so far. Just visualize the Eva lifting its foot off the.." Misato tried again. "Misato-san..."
Shinji interrupted. "Why was the Evangelion built with four legs? How the heck am I even supposed to visualize moving a huge animal!?"
*cue out-zoom from entry plug to external view of the evangelion. A humongous four legged beast in purple and green with red eyes.*
"Shinji! We'll explain later! just concentrate on fightin-" Misato tried to refocus the boy. "And what the heck am I supposed to do with the
NINE TAILS? Do anyone of you idiots who designed this thing know how strange this feels?! I have this strange floating feeling of nine furry appendages
ATTACHED TO MY BUTT! THAT IS NOT NATURAL AT ALL!"
On the Nerv command bridge Maya Ibuki turned to Akagi Ritsuko. "Sempai the graph clearly shows that Shinji is suffering mental contamination from Unit
01" Ritsuko gave Maya a glare that said "Thanks for stating the perfectly obvious." Higher up on the bridge Gendo quietly rested his face in his
gloved hands "I knew we should have used a humaniod model perhaps Yui would have made a better Evangelion, she always did have a calming influence on that
boy."
Above the Geo-front, Sachiel returned to cross-blasting his way towards Lilith dismissing the... thing the Lilim had sent up. What the hell was up with that
anyways?
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Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.
"EVA LAUNCH!" shouted Misato. A short ride and Evangelion Unit 01 rocketed to the surface. Round bolts the size of small cars drilled themselves into
the sides of the platform to hold mankind's only hope of surviving the angel war. The third angel Sachiel turn it bulk to face the new development on the
field of battle. The bolts locking the Evangelion to the gantry hissed and withdrew their support the Evangelion. Unit 01 slumped forwards slightly, resting
its body weight more firmly on its feet.
"Okay Shinji. just focus on taking a step." Misato encouraged. Unit 01 stood still quietly on the platform. Not a single synthetic muscle twitched.
There was a tense silence as the Third angel seemed to await the Evangelion to do something, almost as if allowing it to make the first move.
"Its alright Shinji You're doing fine so far. Just visualize the Eva lifting its foot off the.." Misato tried again. "Misato-san..."
Shinji interrupted. "Why was the Evangelion built with four legs? How the heck am I even supposed to visualize moving a huge animal!?"
*cue out-zoom from entry plug to external view of the evangelion. A humongous four legged beast in purple and green with red eyes.*
"Shinji! We'll explain later! just concentrate on fightin-" Misato tried to refocus the boy. "And what the heck am I supposed to do with the
NINE TAILS? Do anyone of you idiots who designed this thing know how strange this feels?! I have this strange floating feeling of nine furry appendages
ATTACHED TO MY BUTT! THAT IS NOT NATURAL AT ALL!"
On the Nerv command bridge Maya Ibuki turned to Akagi Ritsuko. "Sempai the graph clearly shows that Shinji is suffering mental contamination from Unit
01" Ritsuko gave Maya a glare that said "Thanks for stating the perfectly obvious." Higher up on the bridge Gendo quietly rested his face in his
gloved hands "I knew we should have used a humaniod model perhaps Yui would have made a better Evangelion, she always did have a calming influence on that
boy."
Above the Geo-front, Sachiel returned to cross-blasting his way towards Lilith dismissing the... thing the Lilim had sent up. What the hell was up with that
anyways?
_________________________________
Take Your Candle, Go Light Your World.