Paladin Anderson has been having a bad month, which explains why he'd been doing raids on the English factories that made the Mr. Cookieface confection
rather than rather than destroying heathens, Hellsings, the undead, Hellsings new vampire pet, Hellsing troops, or Hellsing's elder vampire. In fact the
Pope himself prohibited him from touching the new spawn and wouldn't tell him why until he'd completed the investigation. Well he'd found an old
vampire trying to eat one of the security guard, the month's highlight, but nothing unholy happening in the factory itself. Now it was time for him to
learn one of the most secret Truths of the world. Though why he was meeting the Pope in the middle of the street of some Roman slum was beyond him.
When the pope explained he show him what was going on he'd still been confused. When the Pope took him to some place that wasn't there he'd been a
bit shocked. When the Pope showed him the powers God had granted him he was awed. When they'd got back to the Vatican and the Pope showed him a power
point presentation explaining what that hidden TRUTH was and how it related to the new Hellsing vampire he'd had a major brain aneuysm.
After he'd recovered he'd managed to he'd tried drink himself under a table. When he learned just how hard being a regenerator made that he'd
gone on a week long, literally, culling of the undead in France's underworld. After that he'd sat down he went over the information of the
presentation four times and it still didn't change anything. the New Hellsing vampire had apparently managed to become the roommate of the second coming.
the female second coming and her chosen was the new vampire's closely related cousin. Now the Vampire apparently could also feed on junk food and eat
their souls. Which meant junk food had souls and healthy foods didn't... which meant that mankind had managed to make unnatural souls in mass quantities
and it was God approved.
Worse apparent the second coming wasn't told about being such and had taken a liking to some American animated show called 'The Critic'. Well at
least Alucard had developed a twitch in his left eye over this.
==> Haruhi Suzumiya's English Vacation
rather than rather than destroying heathens, Hellsings, the undead, Hellsings new vampire pet, Hellsing troops, or Hellsing's elder vampire. In fact the
Pope himself prohibited him from touching the new spawn and wouldn't tell him why until he'd completed the investigation. Well he'd found an old
vampire trying to eat one of the security guard, the month's highlight, but nothing unholy happening in the factory itself. Now it was time for him to
learn one of the most secret Truths of the world. Though why he was meeting the Pope in the middle of the street of some Roman slum was beyond him.
When the pope explained he show him what was going on he'd still been confused. When the Pope took him to some place that wasn't there he'd been a
bit shocked. When the Pope showed him the powers God had granted him he was awed. When they'd got back to the Vatican and the Pope showed him a power
point presentation explaining what that hidden TRUTH was and how it related to the new Hellsing vampire he'd had a major brain aneuysm.
After he'd recovered he'd managed to he'd tried drink himself under a table. When he learned just how hard being a regenerator made that he'd
gone on a week long, literally, culling of the undead in France's underworld. After that he'd sat down he went over the information of the
presentation four times and it still didn't change anything. the New Hellsing vampire had apparently managed to become the roommate of the second coming.
the female second coming and her chosen was the new vampire's closely related cousin. Now the Vampire apparently could also feed on junk food and eat
their souls. Which meant junk food had souls and healthy foods didn't... which meant that mankind had managed to make unnatural souls in mass quantities
and it was God approved.
Worse apparent the second coming wasn't told about being such and had taken a liking to some American animated show called 'The Critic'. Well at
least Alucard had developed a twitch in his left eye over this.
==> Haruhi Suzumiya's English Vacation