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[Shay Guy]

A/N2: Be forewarned, this fic is not paying attention to HBP, or DH, so:

No Horocruxes,.

Dumbles is not dead. Of course it's only 4th year when the story starts, who knows in the future

Snape is still a bastard, but not obviously a traitor.

There will not be an annotated potions book to piss Hermione off and make Harry more whiney than absolutely necessary.

There is not an oh so fashionable beaded bag that can evidently pack everything in the known universe except food.

Ron is not going to abandon the love of his life and his best friend, at least not soon.

Hermione is not going to mind rape her parents.

There is not going to be an endless camping trip.

As a general rule, introductions like that are a good way to get me to STOP reading. Though the only other case I can think of is Chunin Exam Day,
in which it didn't, but SHOULD have.

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Pronounced "shy guy."