In that case, you might find use for my own contribution to the Norrisfest:
"Chuck Norris can murder inanimate objects."
--Sam
"Surf's up, space ponies -- I'M MAKIN' GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!!!"
"Chuck Norris can murder inanimate objects."
--Sam
"Surf's up, space ponies -- I'M MAKIN' GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS!!!!!"