Brain-Hurting Fanfiction Pairing Generator

[Necratoid]

I think what hurts the most is that so very many of them are same sex pairings. Though some I can see work bizzarrely... and I guess it didn't actually
say romantic pairings.

I mean have Calvin end up in Berserk in his Spaceman Spiff guise and totally screw up the Eclipse by dragging a collapsable transmogripher out of his saddle
bag and setting it on Kaiju.(...Actually the Godhand doesn't have rules about if the sacrifices take out the entire hoard)

Also, I'm kind of curious what a Jem (Jem!)/Scotty match up would look like or what Sakura (Naruto)/Mooby the Golden Calf (Dogma) would be like... though
it could be the first Fat!Sakura tag ever.