Crossovers that Should not be: Welcome to the next level.

[DHBirr]

I can't think of a good title for this, but....

Morisato Keiichi was hurrying back to the dorm, pushing the speed limit, when the badger misjudged its dart across the road, and his sidecar caught it
squarely with an appalling thump. He got control of the motorcycle back quickly, and immediately pulled over. If the animal wasn't dead ... he
couldn't leave it to suffer ... although he wondered how he'd put it out of its misery in that case. He knew badgers had very strong jaws
and fierce dispositions.


The animal lay limp and unmoving as he cautiously approached, but then he realized it was breathing weakly. He swallowed hard and moved closer, eyes on those
jaws as he crouched down. He frowned. There was something odd, some sort of wire or fine chain wrapped around its muzzle like a harness. Was it a pet?


Then the badger turned its head and looked at him, and Keiichi nearly fell over with shock at the intelligence glittering in those eyes. The
animal's mouth opened and a weak but still improbably deep voice said, "Well, you might as well get it over with, blast you. But I must say, I
thought you'd be taller."

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Big Brother is watching you.  And damn, you are so bloody BORING.