Here's a crossover bunny for y'all: What if, near the beginning of the infamous Ten-Year Training Journey, Genma Saotome had acquired (by means fair
or foul), a D-Hopper?
It goes w/o saying that he wouldn't know how to *use* it properly....
"Dammit, Pops! I can't *believe* you tried to pawn my lightsaber! That was a gift from Luke!"
"A master of Anything-Goes has no need of weapons, boy! Besides, I was hungry..."
"Felgercarb! *You* try reflecting blaster bolts with raw ki, Pops! I'm still trying to figure that out."
"This? This is the Bazaar... at Deva. Speaking of which, could I interest you fine gentlemen in a small exchange...?"
"Well, the good news is, all the female Cylon models want Ranma, so they're refusing to support any attacks against the fleet."
"And the bad news?"
"All the *male* Cylon models just want Ranma dead. And they outnumber the female models...."
"Who did you call? The Legion of Super-Heroes?"
"Better. The Legion of Alternate Ranmas."
"Jabba's an *alien,* Leia said. No interest in *human* women, Leia said. Better to go as a helpless-looking *girl,* Leia said. Should've known
better than to trust a politician, even if she *is* Luke's sister...."
"Sheryl? Ranka? This is my... cousin... Ranma."
Followed shortly by:
"When I said I'd help out, I thought you needed another VF pilot! Not someone to fill in for Minmei on the '3 Divas' benefit concert!"
"Say, Raging Heart -- you think you can copy a Mouko Takabisha?"
"Lambda driver, huh? So, does that make this a 'mech I can finally do actual martial arts in?"
"How many times do I have to TELL you Psi-Corps idiots: IT'S NOT TELEKINESIS!!!!"
"No fear, huh? Well, you got the right guy. So how does this Green Lantern thingy work, anyhow?"
or foul), a D-Hopper?
It goes w/o saying that he wouldn't know how to *use* it properly....
"Dammit, Pops! I can't *believe* you tried to pawn my lightsaber! That was a gift from Luke!"
"A master of Anything-Goes has no need of weapons, boy! Besides, I was hungry..."
"Felgercarb! *You* try reflecting blaster bolts with raw ki, Pops! I'm still trying to figure that out."
"This? This is the Bazaar... at Deva. Speaking of which, could I interest you fine gentlemen in a small exchange...?"
"Well, the good news is, all the female Cylon models want Ranma, so they're refusing to support any attacks against the fleet."
"And the bad news?"
"All the *male* Cylon models just want Ranma dead. And they outnumber the female models...."
"Who did you call? The Legion of Super-Heroes?"
"Better. The Legion of Alternate Ranmas."
"Jabba's an *alien,* Leia said. No interest in *human* women, Leia said. Better to go as a helpless-looking *girl,* Leia said. Should've known
better than to trust a politician, even if she *is* Luke's sister...."
"Sheryl? Ranka? This is my... cousin... Ranma."
Followed shortly by:
"When I said I'd help out, I thought you needed another VF pilot! Not someone to fill in for Minmei on the '3 Divas' benefit concert!"
"Say, Raging Heart -- you think you can copy a Mouko Takabisha?"
"Lambda driver, huh? So, does that make this a 'mech I can finally do actual martial arts in?"
"How many times do I have to TELL you Psi-Corps idiots: IT'S NOT TELEKINESIS!!!!"
"No fear, huh? Well, you got the right guy. So how does this Green Lantern thingy work, anyhow?"