Crossovers that Should not be: Welcome to the next level.

[TheTwisted1]

Consider:

"You wouldn't need to," said Ford. "They've got as much sex appeal as a road accident. No, don't move," he added as Arthur
began to uncurl himself, "you'd better be prepared for the jump into hyperspace. It's unpleasantly like being drunk."




"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"




"You ask a glass of water."




Arthur thought about this.

--From Chapter 6 of "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

Now think about peristalsis, and then consider this:

Harry felt Dumbledore's arm twist away from him and redoubled his grip; the next thing he knew, everything went black; he was being pressed very hard
from all directions; he could not breathe, there were iron bands tightening around his chest; his eyeballs were being forced back into his head; his eardrums
were being pushed deeper into his skull and then -


He gulped great lungfulls of cold night air and opened his streaming eyes. He felt as though he had just been forced through a very tight rubber tube. It was
a few seconds before he realized that Privet Drive had vanished. He and Dumbledore were now standing in what appeared to be a deserted village square, in the
center of which stood an old war memorial and a few benches. His comprehension catching up with his senses, Harry realized that he had just Apparated for the
first time in his life.


"Are you all right?" asked Dumbledore, looking down at him solicitously. "The sensation does take some getting used to."

--From Chapter 4 of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Think about it…

-The Twisted One
"If you
wish to converse with me, define your
terms."

--Voltaire