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#276

08-03-2009, 07:51 PM

Not really a CTSNB, more of a badwrongfic in general.

Ever wonder if there was vampire romance fic more awful, more pretentious, and more sappy and inane than Twilight?

There is.

Zoey (note the pretenterminal 'y') has been 'marked' by the Goddess of Night to become a Vampyre (note the 'y' again). Which means she gets hunted down by an enforcer in the middle of the school day and dragged off to be transferred to Vampyre School. Because vampyres are the Cool People, and everybody loves them. All the best movie stars and politicians are vamps. Of course, once she gets there, she finds out that even in the Cool People World there's still a social hierarchy, and the current top layer makes Cordelia Chase look like the embodiment of peace and understanding. So she needs to, y'know, prove she's cooler than they are, and she proceeds to do so, in the usual way: by being Gifted by the Goddess with Kewl Powerz.

Oh, and she gets a hunky boyfriend along the way, too.
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Crossovers that Should not be: Welcome to the next level. - by itsune9tl - 02-13-2009, 12:37 AM

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Pity the poor coyote... - by SkyeFire - 03-25-2009, 02:52 AM

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Idiot's Walk - by SkyeFire - 03-28-2009, 03:25 AM

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Unfortunate homophones - by SkyeFire - 04-02-2009, 02:16 AM

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One line of dialogue, to start off a CTSNB... - by robkelk - 04-22-2009, 01:17 AM

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YAHF with a difference... - by K sai - 04-26-2009, 09:32 AM

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Universalism - by K sai - 05-21-2009, 06:43 AM

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Who ya gonna call? - by SkyeFire - 05-29-2009, 04:01 AM

Pulp meets Internet - by SkyeFire - 05-29-2009, 04:06 AM

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Hyperspace - by TheTwisted1 - 06-06-2009, 11:37 PM

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cue trumpet riff... - by ClassicDrogn - 06-19-2009, 11:54 AM

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One from the "Filk Song" page on TVTropes - by robkelk - 07-01-2009, 01:31 AM

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