Quote:Immediately Yoroi launched a group of shuriken at the unflinching and unmoving Gaara, who merely stood there, unblinking as a tendril of sand rose up and batted the projectiles away. In a cold, almost bored voice, the boy spoke again as sand continued to stream out of his gourd. “I'm waiting to be surprised.”
“Don't worry....” The teen started to respond, his voice dripping with an audible sneer they couldn't see before Gaara's monotone interrupted him.
“Your time is up.” And with that Gaara lifted his hand, as suddenly a stream of sand behind Yoroi grabbed the teen by the back of his briefs, before being jerked up as Gaara snapped his hand up. “Desert Wedgie.”
from http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4771093/15/Bondage_Style]Naruto: Bondage Style#15
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