ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[LilFluff]

From Big Human on Campus, a Ranma 1/2 | Rosario + Vampire crossover that was recently mentioned on the New Recs thread.

"Well, let's just forget about it for now," Tsukune said, heading for his classroom. "You should probably find your own class,
Ranma."

Ranma frowned, and then pulled out a folded sheet of paper from his pocket. "Uh... this is my class."

Tsukune blinked. "What? But this is my homeroom. That would mean..."

The pigtailed boy stared down at Tsukune, recalling what the driver had said about the boy's age.

Then his eyebrow twitched as he came to a realization. "God DAMN it! They made me a freshman again!"

Which comes only moments before Ranma discovers that his homeroom teacher is named Nekonome Shizuka. Who
points out that Youkai High School is a school for monsters, which aims to teach them to fit into human society. Ranma manages to react to this in a typically
Ranma fashion.

Shizuka smiled brightly. "Ah, I see! Everyone, notice that Mister Saotome's disguise was near perfect! He even defended himself without changing
forms or using an obvious monstrous ability! Even I was fooled into thinking he might have actually been human!"

"But... no. I really am," Ranma insisted awkwardly, noticing that most of the class was smiling at him. "I'm really human.
Seriously."

"Of course you are!" the teacher said, winking. "And so are the rest of us, right?"

So far I think the best moment out of the Introduction and start of Chapter 1 has to be the end of the introduction and just what convinces Ranma
to attend Youkai.

Okay. One more quote from Chapter 1. But I have to stop there since I'm finding so many ROFL moments. From when they finally get a look at their dorms...

"This place is great! I've never seen a building with so much personality!" Moka said happily, causing Tsukune to grimace.

The only normal person in the trio turned toward Ranma, who had lowered himself into a crouch as he observed one of the larger tarantulas. "Wh-What
do you think, Ranma?"

"I think these spiders are big enough to eat any cats that wander around here," he said firmly, turning a serious expression toward Tsukune and
giving the younger boy a thumbs-up. "As far as I'm concerned, this place looks fine."

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.