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[LilFluff]

I know not anything of the author 'Sopchoppy' other than a search stumbled me upon his four part Ranma 1/2 | Tenchi Muyo crossover "Spring of Drowned Miyah." Sadly unlikely to see any more parts as his most recent update on FF.net was in June 2005.

Spring of Drowned....MIYAH!
“Oh no, you fall into spring of crashed spaceship, tragic story of
spaceship that crashed here 700 years ago and create spring. Not sure why
young Mr. Customer resemble furry girl, no one ever fall into that spring
before.”
Ranma surfaced from the pool and immediately knew that something,
everything was horribly wrong. Looking down caused him..her to scream.
“MIYAH!” This sound of course was not conducive to Ranma’s state of mind.
The last thing that the Jusenkyo guide and the damp panda saw was the brown
furred girl running as if all the hounds of hell were after her.
[Unknown Location in the wilds of China, 4 hours later]
Ranma had finally come to the realization that it was herself that was
making that terrible sound and so had come to rest against a fallen tree,
exhausted. She took another look at herself and grimaced. It was like the
Kami were purposefully punishing him, a combination of the two worst things
he could have transformed into. ‘Just my luck. Stupid old man, getting me
turned into some weird ca...ca...feline girl,’ Ranma thought disconsolately.
She took some of her now much longer hair in furred cover hands and pulled
the blue white locks in front of her face and stared dumbly at it for a
while before breaking down in tears. ‘How am I going to live like this?’
Ranma asked desperately in his mind. No response was forthcoming.

Yeah, occasional lapses into things like mixing up definitely and defiantly, but I like the concept.
And never fear, it does include the all time cutest scientific genius of the universe.

[Washu’s Lab Sometime Later]
Ranma shuddered as Washu finally released him from where she had strapped
him down to the table. It had been a horrifying four hour experience that
rivaled the Neko-ken for trauma and puncture marks.
“Well now Ran-Ohki, I think I can explain what happened and,” she snapped
her fingers causing a bucket of water to appear above Ranma’s head
splashing him and returning him to female form. “How it operates.” Ranma
was somewhat puzzled at the name and somewhat irritated at the water, but
she wanted to find out and she also knew it wasn’t wise to complain to
Washu-chan. Washu once again appeared in her academy of science robes and
went into lecture mode. “It would appear that the chaotic energy matrix of
the spring water not only imbued you with Ryo-Ohki’s essence, but also
stored your original form in a subspace field as a energy construct
triggered by the application of sufficiently excited molecules in a liquid
state. I am a Genius!”
Somewhere a cricket chirped.
Washu sighed. “You turn back to normal in hot water.” She demonstrated by
another bucket over Ranma’s head.

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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.