It's been too damn long since somebody posted something here. And so, here's a wonderful little tidbit from Gregg Landsman's Evangelion fic. The
class is starting a project experimenting on marriage and how Second Impact has effected it... and Rei's been paired off with Ken...
Really, the author has made this fic so cracktastic that the whole damn fic belongs in here.
class is starting a project experimenting on marriage and how Second Impact has effected it... and Rei's been paired off with Ken...
Quote: "Um…Rei, this isn't the way to the Commander's office."
She gives him a glance, raising an eyebrow.
"I sort of memorized the schematics of NERV-1," Kensuke says, walking with his assigned bride down the polished metal hallways, "This
isn't where the Commander's office is. Isn't that who I'm meeting?"
"No," Rei responds, stopping and turning, "Commander Sohryu is my adopted father. The person who is for intents and purposes my father is on
this floor."
She continues, stopping in front of a large, blank metal door, knocking on it. The red light next to it switches to green, and the door unlocks. Ken
approaches it, staring at it, and scratches his head.
"Go in," she says, and smiles, "And be yourself. You will do…fine."
The door swings open. Ken walks in, standing in the darkness of the unlit room.
"Uh…hello?"
A desk lamp turns on. Sitting at the desk is a man. Elbows on the desk, hands formed into a bridge under his nose, the light of the lamp reflected off of his
glasses.
"Mr. Aida," Gendo Ikari says, "Let us discuss your intentions towards Rei."
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"Three…two…one…"
The door bursts open, and Ken runs out, clawing at the floor to gain speed as he runs screaming down the hallway and into the lift. Rei smiles, and skips
down the hall, book bag slung over her shoulder.
This will be a fun week.
Really, the author has made this fic so cracktastic that the whole damn fic belongs in here.