ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[yesilmavi]

potter/deadpool. (raised by)
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-21031-5/ ... +Boxes.htm

Professor Xavier was looking out the window, enjoying the first
long stretch of quiet he’d had since Logan took Harry to the Savage
Land. His tea was hot, the sun was out and the grass was green. All in
all, it was a pretty good day.
“Professor?”
“Yes, what
is it Hank?” Charles Xavier asked as he turned around in his hover
chair. The blue furred mutant scientist Hank McCoy held a printout in
his hands.
“We have the results of the genetic test,” Beast said, gripping the paper. “Harry is a mutant.”
“Oh, really, then his ability to talk to snakes…?”
“No, that’s not his mutant power,” said a very worried Hank McCoy. “I didn’t want to say anything, considering your…issue.”
“Hank, I have long since come to terms with my inability to walk,” the Professor said, waving the thought away.
“That’s not really what I meant.” Hank hesitantly passed the print out over. “Harry’s mutant power. It’s hair regeneration.”
“What?”
“Harry will never go bald.”
“Are you serious?”

“And his hair will never go gray,” Beast said quickly. The professor
gave him a long silent look before just floating back to his office.
And that’s why Professor Charles Xavier became Onslaught.