ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

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This post is brought to you by the subtitle "Rei and Kensuke's Most Excellent Adventure"

Bringing some of the high points from the Ramiel fight.

Silence. Floating in a sea of blue, but he's not sure that blue is water.

"Um…Rei?"

"Mm hm?"

"Rei…where are we?"

A small chuckle/giggle.

"We're inside the Angel."

More silence. Clicking of her tongue as she gathers her thoughts. Looking up, down, around, only blue.

"Oh my God," Kensuke says, "I've been eaten by an Angel!"

More silence. The strangled breathing becomes laughter.

"And it transforms! I've been eaten by a Transformer! I always knew I'd go like this! I can die happy!"

Dazed, angered, the form of the Angel becomes a great diamond once again, a part in its middle for the Core as it concentrates its power. Rising, hovering,
it gathers light upon its base. It is done playing, it is done defending and attacking. Now, it will strike, gathering its entire strength into a single
blast to breach the Egg of Mother and annihilate the Lilim spawn below it-

"Heee-ey."

The Core rotates. Its Gaze comes upon two Lilim standing in the Cavity of its Heart. The Female has her hands behind her and is smiling, rocking on her
feet.

"What'cha doin'?"

The Male walks up next to her, staring upon the Core of Ramiel with open jaw.

"So…that's the Core of the Angel?" he asks.

Rei nods.

"Mm-hm."

"Aaaand we're inside it, right? This is, like, its container, right?"

"Yeeeep," Rei responds.

Kensuke scratches his chin, folds his arms, and smirks.

"And it can't do anything to us, right? From in here?"

"Nope."

The Core, the Mind, the Soul, lets its gaze wander over the two Lilim. It cannot destroy them from here, but they are no threat. In fact, as it scans over
them and dismisses their presence, its gaze wanders to the Female, down to its very cells and…

OH, the Mind of Ramiel says.

"Sooooo, since I kind of dragged you along, you get to decide how I kill it."

Kensuke nods, and leans in, whispering in her ear. Her face goes from puzzled, to surprised, to finally with an ear-to-ear grin before she pulls Kensuke
into a hug.

"I like you!" she shouts, "We're gonna have so much fun together!"

OH, Ramiel repeats.

Rei slams her foot down, forming a ramp from the Material of blue crystal. Trotting back, she cracks her knuckles, rolls her shoulders, and takes off in a
run, running up the ramp and leaping towards the Core as it finds the proper word to pair with its previous thought.

SHIT.

Rei brings her fist back, one hand open and forward. The silence and whine of the AT Field wrapping around Rei's fist is broken by a mighty shout that
lifts up the heavens.

"FAAAALCON-"

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There is a flash of light and a quarter of Ramiel's core shatters, ejected from its side like a pissed off volcano. The Angel of Thunder lists,
tipping forward as it drunkenly begins descending, the light vanishing from its bottom point as it begins scrapping along the rooftops of apartment
buildings.

Inside Unit 02, the power meters read green, and with a thought the Red Evangelion picks up the Positron Cannon and aims it as Ramiel descends towards
him.

"Got you," Uri growls, and depresses the trigger.

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OO, the half-blasted away Mind of Ramiel slurs, OO. THOUGHT HURT. CONFUSED. MAYBE INEBRIATED. REMEMBER FIST HITTING MIND AND PART
OF MIND NOT BEING THERE.

HEY.

WHAT IS THAT GOING AROUND ME.

IT IS COOL AND BREEZY.

HM.

I WILL CALL IT AIR.

AIR!

AND WHAT IS THAT COMING AT ME?

HM.

IT IS BIG. AND IT IS ROUND.

HM.

I WILL CALL IT GROUND.

GROUND!

AND WHAT IS THAT?

IT IS PRETTY AND IT IS BRIGHT.

I WILL CALL IT LIGHT!

I WONDER IF IT WILL BE MY FRIEND.

And from the replies thread on SpaceBattles.com:

If you can see Rei, she can see you. If you can't see Rei, you may only be seconds away from death.

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"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."