New chapter of Nobody Dies, which was nearly entirely comedic, but this sequence was too well set up to be ignored.
The wind up....
And the pitch!
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."
The wind up....
Quote: "This was Dr. Ikari's idea," Maya responds, hands up defensively, "She approves of all of this. Since she was the original Contact
pilot for Unit 01 before they cancelled the human testing, she also decided to make NERV more public. During the earlier years, when constructions of the
Evangelions were at an earlier phase, she would hold press conferences in a plug suit prototype and basically sold the idea of NERV. When I came aboard, one
of the duties I took over as the Evas were finished was this department."
"Still doesn't explain the plug bunny suit," Misato deadpans, shifting the weight of the Gaghiel pillow and finding it squeaking.
"Product testing."
Maya shifts again, grunting and pulling at something behind her with a wince.
"The plug suit material is lightweight, very durable, fireproof and water proof," she explains, "When stripped of the electronics it's
actually a very useful material. We've been developing it for firefighters, rescue workers, race car drivers and fetish models."
She wiggles again, muttering something under her breath.
"Problem is, it's tight," she says, "And really hugs. It's like I'm wearing nothing at all."
Ritsuko looks at the ceiling as Misato folds her arms and raises an eyebrow.
"Back up," she says, "Fetish?"
Maya mumbles something about catering to an all age demographic before Misato walks past her and walks to the craft at the furthest conveyor belt. Maya
runs after her, walking with elongated strides as Ritsuko tries to avoid staring directly as her assistant's spandex clad ass.
Katsuragi reaches into the crate, rummages, and takes out a six inch long replica of Unit 01's entry plug. She twists the control at one end, and the
plug begins to vibrate. Switching it off, she stares at Maya as the young woman goes beat red.
"You are so repressed."
And the pitch!
Quote:---
Misato took things into her own hands, packed up the adult novelties into the largest crate she could find and had them launch it via Eva catapult into the
Pacific. Maya looked heartbroken but carried on, and Ritsuko stares at her computer and sighs.
"It's like I'm wearing nothing at all."
A grimace, image of her assistant's nicely toned posterior in blue spandex passing her vision.
"Nothing At All."
Shaking a bit as she walks.
"NOTHING AT ALL."
She sighs. Rubbing the bridge of her nose and slumping back into her chair, she rests her folded hands on her lap and shrugs.
"Stupid sexy Maya," she says, "Well, alright. I guess I'm a lesbian."
A bump against a wall and Ritsuko turns, just as Maya quickly gathers up her folders and runs back into the hallway. Akagi could swear she heard the girl
squeal.
"Oh, silver blade, forged in the depths of the beyond. Heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way. Lay
waste."