Quote:Finally, Hermione weakly groaned, “What the hell was that?”
“That was an orgasm,” replied Luna brightly. “They're very popular.”
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5636901/1/Lunas_Girlfriend
'Luna's Girlfriend', a potter/chthuluverse cross one-shot sniped from the reccomendation thread.
"No can brain today. Want cheezeburger."
From NGE: Nobody Dies, by Gregg Landsman
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5579457/1/NGE_Nobody_Dies