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Under Heaven and Earth
http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=154195
Under Heaven and Earth
http://forums.spacebattles.com/showthread.php?t=154195
Quote:This was why, on the 25th of June Dudley lay in bed, doing his utmost
best to pretend, that the bogey-man didn't exist and wasn't hiding
under his bed, just waiting for him to fall asleep so it could nibble
on his toes. His Dad of course had gamely reassured him that there was
no such thing, even going so far as to bemusedly look under the bed and
into the closet, before saying, "˜That's nonsense Champ, see! Nothing's
there."
It would have helped if his father's face hadn't been so wooden"¦
"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back; I want my baby back, baby back, baby back. Baby back ribs, baby back ribs"¦.C'mon you fat sack o'blubber, get down off that bed!" "“Thump- -Thump- "I'm gonna slather you
in ranch dressing and honey! Sweet thing! Plump butt! Get in my belly!"
...And if Vernon hadn't been speaking over the voice of an apparently Scottish Bogey-man"¦.