Quote:“Like I said, I’m more concerned with keeping my current family alive than anything,” Harry replied, as tersely as he dared. When Riddle’s bright red eyes narrowed to slits, he hastily decided that terse was not the way to go. “Besides, you didn’t kill my parents. This isn’t even my dimension. I can tell ‘cause I haven’t seen a single Starbucks yet.”
“What is this…Starbucks?” Dolohov asked curiously, earning himself a warning glance from Voldemort--but not an Unforgivable, which Harry found quite interesting, before the question registered and his mind went horribly blank. Starbucks was, well, Starbucks. Explaining a chain of Muggle coffee shops to a pack of pureblood wizards would be like explaining the desert to school of dolphins.
“Starbucks. Think about it: star bucks. Mutant deer from space. Very common in our dimension,” James said easily. Which was bad enough, but then he added, “Natural enemies of the Cylons.”
And Al, dear sweet intelligent Al, went and added, "Starbucks are also known for being bizarrely fond of cigars and alcohol and personal drama. Ironically, though they're called 'bucks', they're actually the females of their species. We call the males Apollos."
"Oh, those lovable mutant space deer," James sighed.
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