From the "Random plot tribbles" thread over on Spacebattles.com, this gem came up that is just Made. Of. Win.
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
Quote:One day, da mechboyz discover that all the dakka is gone. Not missing, gone. Oh, the guns still work OK, but some jerkass glued silencers on everything, and replaced all the bullets with Nerf(tm) rounds. And its not just the local clan; all da orkz everywhere are apparently having the same problem, not to mention everyone else in the Grimdark. Hell, even the Imperial Guard is using actual flashlights.--
Carmen Sandiego just paid 40k a visit, and she made off with all of the dakka.
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.