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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?
 
Quote: Harry didn’t like his love life being dissected like a frog, but there was a lot of truth to what Luna was saying. “So do you think there’s a girl out there for me?”

“No.”

“No?”

“Yes. Or no, depending on whether that was a question. Harry, no girl in her right mind is going to date you. Not after what Lavender and Parvati are saying about you now.”

“Wonderful. I guess I need to get used to be alone.”

“Nonsense silly, the girl for you isn’t out there. She’s right here,” Luna said, opening the cloak and hopping onto his lap. The unexpected move caused Harry to “woof” loudly as all the air was forced out of him. Luna wasn’t wearing much, and most of the buttons on her blouse were undone. “I said ‘no girl in her right mind.’ It’s well established that I’m batshit insane. I’ve got no problems dating you.”
From http://jbern.fanficauthors.net/The_Inne ... for_Padma/]Chapter 5 of The Inner Eye of Harry Potter by JBern.
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.
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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger? - by itsune9tl - 07-27-2009, 04:32 PM
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