ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[Shepherd]

from a Stargate/BtVS crossover (www.tthfanfic.org/Story-22286-2/dogbert ... a+Nail.htm):

“Was your sister part shark?” Janet asked absently, before slapping a hand over her mouth.
“Not the animal I'm thinking she's part, no,” Jack replied, his head slightly tilted to the side as he started reviewing facts in his head.
“Well your nephew is,” Janet said flatly, knowing Jack would have wormed it out of her anyway.
“What?” Jack asked. “I'm afraid I misheard you.”
“No, you heard correctly, Alexander Harris is part shark according to his DNA.”
“How is that even possible?” Jack asked.
“No idea,” Janet admitted.
“We could ask him,” Daniel suggested.
“You'll have to wake him up first,” Sam said.
“Tap on the glass, fish hate that,” Jack said sarcastically.
“He's your nephew not a fish,” Janet growled.
“Can't he be both?” Jack asked, knowing he was pushing it, but unable to help himself as his smart ass genes overrode his sense of self preservation.
“Daniel would you mind climbing in the tank and waking him up please?” Janet asked, ignoring Jack in a way that boded ill for his future.
“I've heard that waking sleep walk err swimmers is a bad idea,” Daniel said nervously.
“Teal'c?”
“Are not sharks the deadliest killing machines that can be found in water?” he asked politely, but made no move to enter the tank.
“Sam?” Janet tried.
“Not a good time of the month for swimming,” Sam said blushing. “Blood in the water is a bad idea around sharks I understand.”

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