Quote:"IT WAS MAITO GAI!" Itachi said, self-evidently. "And since when was he a qualified therapist?"From Vengance! The Musical!, chapter three.
"Kakashi dared him to do it," Sarutobi said. "Something about how Gai would never be able to qualify in a year. Besides, it was either him or Anko. Who knows what would have happened if we left him under her care?
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Stand between the Silver Crystal and the Golden Sea.
"Youngsters these days just have no appreciation for the magnificence of the legendary cucumber." --Krityan Elder, Tales of Vesperia.