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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?
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06-20-2010, 05:52 PM
Quote:Drunken Antics

Jack and Grunt watched in shocked fascination as the bullet tore a path though the kids skull and out the other side.

'FuCK! My BraIn FluIds!'

...missing her brain entirely

'Hah!' Crowed Grunt. 'Even bullets can't find a brain in your head.'

Briefly vault girl wondered if it was worth uncorking her skull to flip Grunt the bird. Preferring to keep her fingers in her head, she settled for kicking off her boot in his direction.

/later

Chakwas shrieked in horror as she entered the room to find Jack, Grunt and Zaeed Sitting in a circle arround the blue haired girl as she poured a bottle of what appeared to be iced brandy into a small bullet wound on the left angle of her forehead.

'Chug, chug, chug, chug!' the others chanted merrily around her. Cheering as the bottle ran itself empty into her head. Stuffing the hole with a small med patch, the kid then started rolling her skull from side to side as the others looked on eagerly. After a few minutes of shaking she tore off the patch and gestured to the others to hold out their glasses.

Chakwas felt her eyes roll up into the back of her head, swiftly meeting the floor as the ancient young lady started pouring drinks.

... *boggle* Somehow, it's both hilarious and sort of creepy!

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5848947/39/ ... _the_Vault
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ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger? - by itsune9tl - 07-27-2009, 04:32 PM
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