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[robkelk]

Shadowjack's http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2133352/shadowjack.html]Sailor Moon episode pastiches count, right? From episode 77:

Makoto: "See, there's this new specialty store just opened up in this mall, dedicated to making promise bracelets. They sell all the supplies you'll need, good quality at surprisingly—dare I say suspiciously?—low prices, plus instruction booklets, of course, and they're even offering free classes."
Usagi: "…Oh, shit."
Ami: "Yes."
Usagi: "Oh, shit!"
Makoto: "I know, isn't it just perfect timing?"
Usagi: "Aw, you guys always know the way to my heart. A whole demon trap, just for me?"
Ami: "So, I'll buy you a starter kit basket here, thread and book—"
Usagi: "Awww…"
Makoto: "—and I've already set up the reservation for the class for you—"
Usagi: "…you guys…"
Makoto: "And we'll both be waiting right over here if you need reinforcements."
Makoto: "Good luck!"
Usagi: "Aw, I have the best friends."

Ami /gizmophone! "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"
Rei /tending the fires at the shrine. (via gizmophone) "…¿Say what?"
Makoto (via gizmophone) /already running. "It's the promise bracelet store at Misanga Mansion, isn't it?"
Ami: "Exactly! See you there!"
Minako (via gizmophone) /dripping. "Why do these things always happen when I'm in the bath? Artemis, where's my bloody towel?!"

Esmeraude: "Impudent warriors!"
Usagi: "Impudent! We're always impudent! Mercury, lend her a thesaurus."

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Rob Kelk
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