ROTFL: Can has Cheeseburger?

[Shepherd]

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B had told her that rule number one was “Don’t die.” She was wrong. Rule number one is “Don’t let anyone else die.” “Don’t die” was maybe rule number two, with “Try not to let anyone see you who doesn’t have to” coming in at number three.
Seemed like something for Isaac Asimov: The Three Laws of Slayerics.
1. A Slayer must not injure an innocent being, or through inaction, allow an innocent being to come to harm.
They could screw around with the definition of innocent later.
2. A Slayer must safeguard her own existence, except where this would conflict with the First Law.
Self-explanatory.
3. A Slayer must conceal her existence as a Slayer, except where such concealment would conflict with the First or Second Law.

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"Anyone can be a winner if their definition of victory is flexible enough." - The DM of the Rings XXXV