Crossovers That Should Not Be: The Academy.

[SkyeFire]

Channel-surfing in:

JEREMY CLARKSON: "--is the point in the episode where we would have our tame racing driver, the Stig, test out our featured automobile.
However...."

RICHARD HAMMOND: "The Stig had to be sent back to the manufacturer for re-tuning of his positronic brain, due to an unfortunate 3-Laws loophole
discovered only recently--"

JAMES MAY: "In an incident which the Yard may -still- prosecute us for."

JM and RH:

JC: "What? How was -I- to know that exposure to a British AnimeTech Infinite Improbability Drive would have that affect on Stig? Anyway, moving on, we
had to find a replacement for the Stig quickly, and as it turns out, we found one that was nearly perfect and quite nearly perfect for the role."

RH: "And willing, as long as he was indemnified against any 'unusual things' happening to the test automobile. Or to any of our equipment. Or
our staff. Or the surrounding count--"

JM: "Yes, talk about -improbable-."

JC : "Some say that his friends are more afraid of what he might do to them by accident than his enemies are afraid of what he might do to
them on purpose."

JM: "Some say that in his presence, Things Happen which cannot be explained by modern science."

RH: "And some say that listening to his music can make you taste the color fuschia."

JC: "All -we- know is, he's called... The Loon."

Well, Doug -has- been stationed in Merry Olde England for some years, yes? And in the Warriors universe, what Brit celebrity -doesn't- show up on Top Gear
eventually? Not to mention, in that universe, all --well, okay, -some--- of the things they say about The Stig could actually be -true.-

Then there's the episode where Keichii and Belldandy somehow end up as the celebrity guest drivers ("It's the first time we've ever had *two*
people in the car, but they insisted.")....

Or Priss Asagiri: "What the %^^&*^*(!!! You want me to drive WHAT?!? &(&)^%@@!!! that! Do I ^()&^&(^@@!!! LOOK like a
&*(&%^%##!!! CAGER to you!?!?!?!?!" Her reaction to The Stig I don't even want to THINK about.

Or Bean Bandit ("He insisted on driving his own car, but offered to bet us a full million quid that he could cut our best time in half. OF COURSE we took
him up on it! And now we're bankrupt.")