Fun Things to Say

[zojojojo]

Some see the glass and say it's half full, others will say it's half empty. I see it and say "Who the fuck's been drinking my beer?!"

the optimist sees the glass as half full; the pessimist sees it as half-empty. the realist knows that eventually, he's gonna have to wash the glass.
-Z, Post-reader at Medium
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If architects built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilization.