Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody boring.
There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. -- Ayn Rand
Age, latro; fabrica meus diem.
If someone with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
Never drink Coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in Coke produces hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards
and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.
-- author uncertain but believed to be Hunter S. Thompson
I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for
themselves. -- Jerry Garcia
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
You remind me of someone ... I don't like them, either.
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on the list.
It's hard to show I care ... since I don't.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn, that was fun!"
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
"Good morning" is an oxymoron.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.
There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. -- Ayn Rand
Age, latro; fabrica meus diem.
If someone with multiple personalities tries to kill himself, is it a hostage situation?
Never drink Coke in a moving elevator. The elevator's motion coupled with the chemicals in Coke produces hallucinations. People tend to change into lizards
and attack without warning, and large bats usually fly in the window. Additionally, you begin to believe that elevators have windows.
-- author uncertain but believed to be Hunter S. Thompson
I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for
themselves. -- Jerry Garcia
Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.
You remind me of someone ... I don't like them, either.
I have multiple personalities and none of them like you.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you ... but it's still on the list.
It's hard to show I care ... since I don't.
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail ... but a true friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying, "Damn, that was fun!"
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
"Good morning" is an oxymoron.
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Big Brother is watching you. And damn, you are so bloody BORING.