This is, after all, Haruhi we're talking about. 
I have this vision of her deciding to be a journalist, instead of a filmmaker, for a while... and instead of Nanoha folks coming to her school (or perhaps she
followed them back?), she somehow makes it to MidChilda (with 'help' from certain parties of her acquaintance who are curious about it themselves), and
we open with her sticking a microphone in Jail Scaglietti's face....
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.
I have this vision of her deciding to be a journalist, instead of a filmmaker, for a while... and instead of Nanoha folks coming to her school (or perhaps she
followed them back?), she somehow makes it to MidChilda (with 'help' from certain parties of her acquaintance who are curious about it themselves), and
we open with her sticking a microphone in Jail Scaglietti's face....
--
Sucrose Octanitrate.
Proof positive that with sufficient motivation, you can make anything explode.