Sleeping with the Girls

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"Chapter 11 demonstrates an elegant method to provide information about the setting without boring exposition."
Or something like that...
I also loved

'If you can't solve a problem with brute force, you're not using
enough.'

and

"If we get out of this alive," I began, taking calming breaths to
keep from snapping like I did earlier. "You are going to drag your ass-"
"Watch
your language," Sasami snapped in my ear.
"-Down to Ami's place,
ask her for every book on military tactics and strategy she can find,
and you are going to study those books until you can recite them
backwards and forwards… IN ENGLISH."

to top it off, one I missed on my first pass:

I swear, if it clicks over to Washu's convoluted version of an
answering machine, or to a West Indian technical support line, I'm
throwing another grenade.