Just a bit of fun from the Terrible Crossover Fanfic generator

[SCM Writer of 2814]

*grins evilly, cracks CRACK knuckles* Let's see...
In order:

Roxas sighed. First he'd needed to find 99 baby Dalmations and now he had to trade a little black box for a big silver box for a purple cube thing to get he munny to buy a big white box so that some weird little babies would give him a new Keychain. It was official. The fetch-quests could no longer be justified by the plot...

"We can make it!" Phoebe cried as she leapt, her ice-pick slamming into the level above them and tearing a hole. She shrieked, darting back as a walrus fell through. "Hurry! Follow me!"
"We're not gonna make it!" Joey cried, but followed after her.
"Don't say that! The prophecy says if we reach the top, we'll get an eleventh season! don't give up!" Monica cried. "GO TEAM MONICA!"
"Someone shoot me," Chandler moaned.

"It's over Music Meister!" Batman declared. "The Sharks, and Jets and I have you surrounded! There is no escape!"
"Wrong, Batman!" The Music Meister said as he faced off against the two snapping gangs and the DorkDark Knight. "Not as long as I have... THIS!"
"The Millennium Guitar Pick!" Batman declared. "You FIEND!"
"That's right! And I challenge you all to a Dark Game!" Music Meister said, activating the artifact. "I challenge you... to a DARK ROCK BAND TOURNAMENT!"
There were gasps. Batman's eyes narrowed, then he reached into his utility belt and pulled out the Bat-Coolshades. "Bring it on."

And now, on Penny Arcade: Barack Obama is accused of being behind the death of the King of Pop! Close sources claim "there's only room for one cool black guy in a white job in America..."

Hey, it's technically regicide...

Samurai jack frowned. "Where are my pants?"
Face paused, in wiping his shoes. "Oh, were these yours?"

Gendo stared at the giant yellow abominations of a sea creature. "Kill it," he said, and there was much rejoicing.
"You heard the man," Misato said. "Crack up the CD!"
The CD was cranked.
"We're going kung-fu fighting..."
"Will Smith Junior Lame-o snake style attack!" Shinji cried.

The Animorphs were dying. They'd contracted plague on a crazy mission that involved stowing away on a Yeerk garbage scow, ending up in Japan, meeting Yakuza nice people, and now they're only hope to survive was to get a new morph.
They looked up at the thing that had just breathed the Yeerks out of orbit.
"I have found my true species," Rachel moaned. "Dibs on the giant lizard DNA!"

I'm getting around to finding Princess Bride, ok? Ask me then...
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