You know, Necratoid's is bad, but I'd at least skim through it if it were real. It's such an amazing kind of bad, it might even become good. I'd have to read it, if only a just a bit.
Now me, as I'm thinking about this, I'm only coming up with things that possibly don't even qualify as stories, like "Naruto Reads The Phone Book", "Naruto Does Your Taxes", and "Naruto Has Completely Uninteresting Conversations on IRC" (replace 'Naruto' with character of choice from universe of choice).
Actually, "Naruto Reads The Phone Book" could be pretty funny; a collection of instances, set in canon or near-canon (i.e. canon + phones), where Naruto follows someone around and just... reads the phone book to them. At them. For great trolling. About-what-you'd-expect ensues. Two great tastes that go great together!
Now me, as I'm thinking about this, I'm only coming up with things that possibly don't even qualify as stories, like "Naruto Reads The Phone Book", "Naruto Does Your Taxes", and "Naruto Has Completely Uninteresting Conversations on IRC" (replace 'Naruto' with character of choice from universe of choice).
Actually, "Naruto Reads The Phone Book" could be pretty funny; a collection of instances, set in canon or near-canon (i.e. canon + phones), where Naruto follows someone around and just... reads the phone book to them. At them. For great trolling. About-what-you'd-expect ensues. Two great tastes that go great together!