"Naruto Does Your Taxes"... has basically been done... and it was good... okay technically he did pretty much the entire ninja population of Kohonah's taxes. It's called A Twist of Fate and its good.... and hasn't updated in a somewhat distressingly long time.
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Wow... I got some horrified reactions to that last idea... considering the average I've heard of 1 review to 9-20 readers I'm knd of hoping I didn't actually drive anyone insane... in part because I actually left off a few, major, bad Naruto fic chiches.
For instance, that contained no vampires. I was tempted to add in the bits where the Uchiha are inexplicable vampire nobles and Itachi is an vampire lord and Sasuke spends long dramatic scheme's emo whining and cutting himself while writing Terribad level awful, emo, angst heavy "poety". That was the real reason for the the fixation on his nails... he used them to cut himself. Frequently... and Itachi just right being there to lick his self inflicted wounds in a disturbingly (Cherry is ifffy on that discripter) homoerotic way... Also he waffles for hours aboutb cutting while bemoaning the inexplicablely intact mascardes... extremely badly hidden... yet people keep dieing to keep the keep it intact... the entire vampire nation feeds off people too stupid to ignore the emo idiots. Sasuke also bemoans his 'Eternal Life of Pain' even though he is the same age as the rest of the band and wants for nothing but a clue... several dozen resets occur, because the fourth unnamed band member calls him on how stupid this is... like a Disney lemming he is. Animated corpses can't play bass... At All.
I also left out the subplot where horriblely off new wave techno version of Not-'Kaiser' of Not-'Detroit Metal City' ends up being the Itachi's 'gift' to the band as a one day mentor. More homoerotisim... Even Cherry, though not Itachi, being squicked out when its towards their undead 'bassist'. Touchy feely seasons with the unpreserved unnamed one.
I left out any quote Original Characters unquote, based off the "Authors" "awesome" friends... who act exactly like every other group of these tweenibopper twits ever. Much to Naruto's distress... he can't kill them, maim them, feed them to Sasuke, or alienate them or they can't get enough paying fangirls to enter the BotBs. Each are given their own name and generic unique looks Each. get screen time and insists on being 'friends' with the band
Also, I actually left Naruto with his mind and powers. See to make a truly horrifying, Plot Bunny in need of Violent Euthanasia you have to start off with a premise that makes some sense. If it doesn't work as a fic it can be easily disregarded. However, if the reader can at least kind of see this plot working Then make it just intresting enough for them to keep reading your description. Morbid curiosity eventually kicks in.... then the reader hits a threshold point and figures this hasn't been that bad... might as well finish this.
To use my previous post as an example... I started the end with a steriotypical reference 666 comment while referencing an extended 'endless eight' reference mixed in. This sets their minds moving... they start imagining that happening... maybe that with so many, many chapters (which means that the huge review total will get more people to read this mess) they start imagining what the now familar Peggy Sue loops for all these fics would be like without all those filtering time skips of 'getting to the good and/or important parts'. Then they hit that box they aren't suppose to open... a spoiler discoloring block. Forbidden knowledge is forbiden, but this internet, so lets see what is behind that door.
In short, I just got a swarm of people to start writing that fic out in their minds.
These are summeries after all, not full fics.
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Wow... I got some horrified reactions to that last idea... considering the average I've heard of 1 review to 9-20 readers I'm knd of hoping I didn't actually drive anyone insane... in part because I actually left off a few, major, bad Naruto fic chiches.
For instance, that contained no vampires. I was tempted to add in the bits where the Uchiha are inexplicable vampire nobles and Itachi is an vampire lord and Sasuke spends long dramatic scheme's emo whining and cutting himself while writing Terribad level awful, emo, angst heavy "poety". That was the real reason for the the fixation on his nails... he used them to cut himself. Frequently... and Itachi just right being there to lick his self inflicted wounds in a disturbingly (Cherry is ifffy on that discripter) homoerotic way... Also he waffles for hours aboutb cutting while bemoaning the inexplicablely intact mascardes... extremely badly hidden... yet people keep dieing to keep the keep it intact... the entire vampire nation feeds off people too stupid to ignore the emo idiots. Sasuke also bemoans his 'Eternal Life of Pain' even though he is the same age as the rest of the band and wants for nothing but a clue... several dozen resets occur, because the fourth unnamed band member calls him on how stupid this is... like a Disney lemming he is. Animated corpses can't play bass... At All.
I also left out the subplot where horriblely off new wave techno version of Not-'Kaiser' of Not-'Detroit Metal City' ends up being the Itachi's 'gift' to the band as a one day mentor. More homoerotisim... Even Cherry, though not Itachi, being squicked out when its towards their undead 'bassist'. Touchy feely seasons with the unpreserved unnamed one.
I left out any quote Original Characters unquote, based off the "Authors" "awesome" friends... who act exactly like every other group of these tweenibopper twits ever. Much to Naruto's distress... he can't kill them, maim them, feed them to Sasuke, or alienate them or they can't get enough paying fangirls to enter the BotBs. Each are given their own name and generic unique looks Each. get screen time and insists on being 'friends' with the band
Also, I actually left Naruto with his mind and powers. See to make a truly horrifying, Plot Bunny in need of Violent Euthanasia you have to start off with a premise that makes some sense. If it doesn't work as a fic it can be easily disregarded. However, if the reader can at least kind of see this plot working Then make it just intresting enough for them to keep reading your description. Morbid curiosity eventually kicks in.... then the reader hits a threshold point and figures this hasn't been that bad... might as well finish this.
To use my previous post as an example... I started the end with a steriotypical reference 666 comment while referencing an extended 'endless eight' reference mixed in. This sets their minds moving... they start imagining that happening... maybe that with so many, many chapters (which means that the huge review total will get more people to read this mess) they start imagining what the now familar Peggy Sue loops for all these fics would be like without all those filtering time skips of 'getting to the good and/or important parts'. Then they hit that box they aren't suppose to open... a spoiler discoloring block. Forbidden knowledge is forbiden, but this internet, so lets see what is behind that door.
In short, I just got a swarm of people to start writing that fic out in their minds.
These are summeries after all, not full fics.