Here's one for Zeke. Enjoy! (^_^)
Dear Sweet Kami-sama, Why Do You Hate Me So?
Ezekiel Darkwood
Managed to woo the firey Hino Rei, won a political marriage from the Space Oni, has had a girlfriend since the age of four year old, has contracts with several (very attractive female) kami, and is protected by the daughters of 1) a Ninja-Bodyguard clan and 2) a Yakuza family. Known accomplices are Sousuke Sagara, Ranma Saotomi, Tenchi Masaki, Yuuki Rito, and Ikuto Tohoin. He is also the chaotic-good avatar of a God of Death/Resurection/Reincarnation with a side of Chaos. He is also favored by the Nourns and Jyuraian Tree Goddess, Tsunami, and her sisters. Also known as a walking Strange Attractor - if there's something strange in town it will home in on Zeke like a HARM Missile on a SAM Site. DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOU ARE ASSOCIATED WITH A FREINDLY DEITY.
Bounty: DD$$60,000,000,000.02
Threat Level: We Don't Have A Threat Level High Enough.
Dear Sweet Kami-sama, Why Do You Hate Me So?
Ezekiel Darkwood
Managed to woo the firey Hino Rei, won a political marriage from the Space Oni, has had a girlfriend since the age of four year old, has contracts with several (very attractive female) kami, and is protected by the daughters of 1) a Ninja-Bodyguard clan and 2) a Yakuza family. Known accomplices are Sousuke Sagara, Ranma Saotomi, Tenchi Masaki, Yuuki Rito, and Ikuto Tohoin. He is also the chaotic-good avatar of a God of Death/Resurection/Reincarnation with a side of Chaos. He is also favored by the Nourns and Jyuraian Tree Goddess, Tsunami, and her sisters. Also known as a walking Strange Attractor - if there's something strange in town it will home in on Zeke like a HARM Missile on a SAM Site. DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOU ARE ASSOCIATED WITH A FREINDLY DEITY.
Bounty: DD$$60,000,000,000.02
Threat Level: We Don't Have A Threat Level High Enough.