I've been reading the Whateley Academy fics so....
Then again the other group decided to use enslaving magic on Fey while she was PMSing so it's a really low bar.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.
Quote:“Stand back, girl! You face the supreme pinnacle of the Yama Dojo, sent here to ensure your humiliation and defeat! We will –“ He stopped abruptly as the girl ninja cuffed him on the side of the head.
“Baka!” she hissed. “We’re ninjas! We don’t stop to explain ourselves!”
The larger man hissed back at her, then turned to face Toni. “I regret that you shall have to suffer, for witnessing my shame.” He assumed a stance. “Prepare for your immanent defeat!” He lashed forward with a spear hand aimed for her throat.
Toni spun to the side, almost crying out in joy. A martial arts duel! How could she possibly get so lucky? Focusing her ki, she sped up, matching him move-for-move. With a huge grin on her face, she began to move a little faster.
Quote:“Your continued annoyance has forced me to use the ultimate strike against you. Cringe in terror as you witness a technique whose legend is passed on in hushed whispers.”Mess with Team Kimba and the first casualty will be dignity. Yours, theirs... everybody's...
As he spoke, his hands began to move in the intricate pattern required to build and focus his chi. A pattern that gathered his own energies, while simultaneously entrancing his enemy and preparing them to accept the blow. And indeed, the Amerikajin’s eyes were riveted on his hands, helplessly focused on his intricate movements.
“This technique is over one thousand years old, passed in secret from master to pupil and used only in deepest need to eliminate all who stand in our way,” the pattern fulfilled, he yelled the final words to stun his foe for the brief moment necessary to strike, “COILING VIPER FANG STRIKE!”
Index and middle finger bound together into a deadly-hard “fang”, Daikon struck directly for the nerve nexus on the girl’s collarbone, the joining of chi flows and acupuncture meridians that controlled her muscles. She would be frozen, as stiff as stone itself –
It took a moment for Daikon to register that he had not actually touched the girl’s shoulder. The impact he had felt had been *her* hand slicing across in a block. He was so stunned that it took a moment to realize that his fingers were dislocated, perhaps broken.
“Whoa! Too cool! Okay, okay, let’s see if I’ve got it!”
What was she doing? Daikon watched in puzzlement as the girl’s hands wove in an intricate dance. Wait! Wasn’t that the --?
“Something something STRIKE!” Her fingers lashed out to jab just under his shoulder. Daikon felt himself grow stiff. He was wide awake, but it was impossible to move! Helplessly, he toppled over.
“Oh, a paralyzing nerve strike! Kewl! Thanks! I’ve been trying to figure that out forever!”
Quote:“It’s not that we don’t trust your judgment, Most Unholy…” One of the punk Goth twins, Romulus, said.The scary thing is that compared to the previous supernatural plot to exploit one of the girls, this group are coming across as the more competent group.
“…It’s just that,” the other twin, Remis, continued, “well, we’ve sold our souls to the Dark Lord Ulu’brechzabuhl…”
“…bargained with Yogchangbaloth the Undying for our first borns…”
“…gave our blood oath to Chakranaleth, the Pustulant…”
“…and sworn our undying loyalty to the Cult of Cthul…”
“…but an allegiance with cheerleaders is just… UNHOLY!” They finished in unison.
Then again the other group decided to use enslaving magic on Fey while she was PMSing so it's a really low bar.
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.