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“Even Cypher's?” Hank asked.
“Violence is a form of body language,” Logan smirked, “martial arts are just regional accents.”
“I don't know whether to be surprised or scared that you thought that up,” Scott said after a moment of absolute silence.
“How did you get his mind to make the connection?” Profession Xavier asked eagerly, seeing how Cypher's powers could greatly enhance his fighting skills.
“Interpretive dance,” Logan deadpanned.
“Yes, I can see where the next logical step from full body movement as language to martial arts would fit,” Hank replied thoughtfully.
“I made him watch an interpretive dance session at the local college and talk to the dancers afterward,” Logan continued, “then I told him that if he didn't learn what I was teaching him… I'd make him take the course.”
“So did his mind make the logical connection or was it the threat of taking the course that motivated him?” Ororo asked, cocking an eyebrow.
“You can't threaten someone with culture!” Jean burst out.
“Can and did,” Logan said smugly, smirking around his cigar.
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