Quote:"I have only one thing left to say to you, foolish brat; Avada Kedavera!"Enter the Dragon, chapter 2
Harry only just had time to start saying, "Hey!" before the curse hit.
"And now," Voldemort declared, turning to Hermione, "For you, mudblood. You have the honour to be the second slain by me in this, my new-"
"You've got no idea how much that stings!" Harry loudly declared, sitting back up from where he'd fallen over. This was sufficiently strange to throw Voldemort off track mid-monologue.
"... actually, I have." the Dark Lord said. "By the way, Avada Kedavera."
He turned back to the quivering Hermione.
"Where was I? Ah yes, you-"
"I'm done talking to you, nobody just-" the Boy-Who-Wouldn't-Freaking-Die declared, popping back up.
"Avada Kedavera goddamnit."
"OW! Nobody just comes in here yelling-"
"AVADA KEDAVERA!"
"-Arabia Carnival and-"
"AVADIA KEDAVERA! WILL YOU PLEASE JUST DIE ALREADY?!"
"-Threatening my damsels!"
"AVADA KEDAVERA, AVADA KEDAVERA, AVADA KEDAVERA!"
The Boy-Who-Kept-Popping-Back-Up seemed to be staying down this time, so the highly irritated Dark Lord once again returned his attention to Hermione.
"Finally." he said. "As I was saying,"
That was when an enormous set of teeth descended on him; Harry, his piece said, had gone dragon-form and gone for the bite.
Harry chewed, swallowed, belched, then said, "Huh."
Hermione, who'd managed to get her teeth unclenched, let out a distinctly shellshocked-sounding squeak.
"S'funny. I didn't expect enemy to taste like pork." Harry continued. "Wonder who he was? Sure can't have been- ohboy, dragon gas."
With that, he whirled round, stuck his tail and backside out over the lip of his lair, and released what must have been the most epic fart in known history.
After all, farts are usually composed of methane or some such rancid gas, not screaming disembodied horribly-traumatised-due-to-just-having-passed-through-a-dragon's-digestive-tract shades of Dark Lords.
(no link as it's thus far on Caer Azkaban email group only)
D for Drakensis
You're only young once, but immaturity is forever.