ROTFL: MAO!

[Jorlem]

The figure pointed. "Students of Homurabara Gakuen, I am
Magical Girl Kaleido Ruby, Defender of Fuyuki, and I need your help!
Your school has been infiltrated by the forces of evil!"
There
were gasps, but no one panicked. Japan was the only country in the world
whose schools regularly had an 'infiltrated by the forces of evil'
drill. It wasn't just a good idea, it was the law!
Kaleido Ruby
continued. "Among you, there is one who has been possessed by the forces
of evil, and has just recently tried to sacrifice the people of this
school for the sake of collecting your energy."
There were gasps.
More nerdy types pulled out their 'in case of infiltration by the forces
of evil' checklist and began ticking of the points.
Shinji began to sweat, and started trying to sneak out.
"This person has been fully corrupted by the forces of evil, and is really no longer human!" Kaleido Ruby bellowed
More gasps.
"How could this be?"
"No, it can't be true, it just couldn't!"
"It's impossible, especially for a student of this school!"
"We don't believe you!"
"This is all a mistake!"
Kaleido Ruby pointed dramatically. "And this evil person is… MATOU SHINJI!"
Everyone turned.
"Oh, yeah, that explains it."
"Oh, they were talking about Captain Asshole?"
"Should have realized sooner."
"I knew there was a reason! No normal human could normally be that evil!"
"The vengeance of heaven is slow but sure! Have at thee, Matou Shinji!"
Shinji
froze as he was called out, people moving away from him. He looked
about in panic, fumbling for his Book of False Attendant.
"Get him!" the crowded roared.
Frantically, Shinji brandished the book. "Stay back! I'm warning you!"
"Oh shit, he's got a Death Note!"
"RUN!"

http://www.fanfiction.net...E_Holy_Grail_War_of_2814
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