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To Jorlem, who kept on asking…
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C.R.A.C.C. Dating Service
by
Shadow Crystal Mage
Chapter
3: Dating Lives of the Axe-Crazy
Disclaimer:
None of the characters here are mine. They’re just being set up on weird dates
for fun. ENJOY!
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It
was the café again.
She
sat on several phone books to reach the tabletop, while he did the same. “So,”
she said, taking a swig of her beer. “What do you?”
“I
LiKE jAM!” he cried, tongue sticking out and head spinning a couple of times.
She
gave him a flat look. He reached into his head. “MONKEYS!”
“That’s
a loaf of bread,” she said. She could feel her fingers twitching…
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Meanwhile, a table over…
She
sat primly in her chair, wearing her best dress and daintily sipping her tea, listening
politely to her date.
“–
and so I swore vengeance on him,” he was saying. “I rose through ninja academy
like a star, even though I was being held back by idiots on both sides, all so I
could have the power to kill him!”
“Sounds
hot,“ she said, and it was. It was very hot.
He
glared at her. “Hot? Hot? There’s
nothing ‘hot’ about it! It is cold vengeance against the evils he had done to
the Uchiha Clan…” and he was off again.
She
sighed, and sipped her tea. She’d have thought that someone who was this driven
to kill someone and willing to kill anyone in his way would be just her kind of
date now that Setsuna-sempai– inner-her burst into tears– had left her, but he
was so boring! He talked about it so
much, and while she wasn’t against conversation, he didn’t say one thing about
those he’d killed! She was seriously losing her murder boner…
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“FLOWErs
foR you!” Gir cried, hitting her on the head with a sea turtle.
Chachazero
twitched, staring at her beer bottle and wondering why she hadn’t asked Chamo
on this date instead. Stupid dating service.
“Under
Chassis!” he cried, the top of his head popping open as his lips puckered to kiss
her.
“Oh,
that’s it,” Chachazero cried, pulling
out her big-ass sword with her name on it…
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Tsukuyomi
looked up from her cup of tea to see someone horribly tearing apart heir date
into scrap using a blade bigger than she was.
BA-BUMP!
It
was love at first sight.
The
boy was still talking, so she stabbed him in the heart and cut downward to his
groin to shut him up as she stood, entranced at what she saw.
“Wow…”
she said.
Chachazero
looked up and saw the girl staring at her.
BA-BUMP!
It
was love at first sight.
“Hey…”
Chachazero said.
“Hey…”
Tsukuyomi said.
“Wanna
see the town?”
“Sure!”
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“This
is day 3 of the Great Tokyo Massacre,” the newscaster said. “The death told has
just reached five digits and still climbing. Police are powerless against the seemingly
unstoppable duo, forcing the Prime Minister to request assistance from Green
Lantern-chan and her sidekick Ferret Lantern. They have engaged the two, and the deathtoll
has ceased, though collateral damage is now said to be in the billions. In
other news, Uchiha Sasuke was found dead, to much rejoicing, though his
supporters claim this was all according to plan and his death is simply an
illusion to lower our guard…”
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- To be continued...
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A/N:
I figured I’ll see how much Negima I can stick into each chapter…
Please
review, C&C welcome.
Until
next time, this is Shadow, signing off.
I am the LORD OF THE CRACK!
Check out said crack:
Takamachi Nanoha of 2814- Green Lantern Nanoha. To START! Now with a TvTropes page!
FATE/Holy Grail War of 2814- The Fifth Holy Grail War with Magical Girl Prisma Illya, in the DCAU, from the above story.
Magical Girl Magistra Erebea Molly- the world's first Dresden Files/TvTropes Crossover.
VENGEANCE! The Musical! The Story of Uchiha Sasuke