ROTFL: MAO!

[s3yang]

"Right then, Mr. Sagara, we're going to be discussing your experiences using the Lambda Driver. How you made it work, its effects and side-effects, that sort of thing. Incidentally, please don't be too alarmed if my associate here starts hitting on you – he does that to everyone, and I mean everyone."

Leeron dismissed him with an airy wave. "Oh, ignore him, honey. For the record, I love what you did with your hair. That half-feral look? Very in at the moment. May I enquire as to who did it?"

Sousuke gazed at the Spiral levelly. "On my person at the moment I have one blackjack, two tasers, a telescoping baton, a garrotte, a holdout pistol, and four concussion grenades. How many of them am I going to have to use?"

"Orrr... we could talk about the Lambda Driver. I'm flexible."

The Doorstop

Replace the last line with
"Everything except the pistol and the grenades.".
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