Quote:The girl, to her credit, tried to stand up straight and look composed. "My name," she said proudly, or as proudly as someone talking with a nasal voice through ha bloody nose could be, "Is Aoyama Amaterasu! Daughter of Tsukuyomi!"From Shadow Crystal Mage's latest work of sober, straightforward storytelling, http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6470577/1/]Descendants of Negi: An Elseworld of 2814… Maybe…
"WHAT!-?-!-?-!-?-!-?-!" they all cried.
The girl continued, pointing at Konoka. "Konoe Konoka! First you took my mother's beloved Setsuna-sempai away from her with your harlotous, succubus-like ways, evilly seducing her away from her rightful beloved with your big breasts and money and that thing you can do with your tongue!" Amaterasu declared. "But this victory wasn't enough for you, for you had to also steal away Negi-papa with your big breasts and your threesome orgies, leaving my mother pregnant and destitute while you had you big happy marriage with Negi-papa and your concubine Setsuna! Now, I have come to avenge my mothers honor by killing you and chaning time so that my mother can have Negi-papa and her Setsuna-sempai as she should!"
Setsuna and Negi had paled, while Makie had stuck out her tongue, looking at it curiously as she looked sideways at Konoka, who simply looked shocked.
Chisame summed it up. "Oh, crap."
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.