ROTFL: MAO!

[Norgarth]

“You’re kidding? Your name is ‘Buffy’? If you don’t mind, I think I would be more comfortable just calling you ‘B’,” the Doctor told her.
Buffy took a menacing step towards him. “I think that would be a bad idea,” she warned him.
The Doctor gave her a warm smile as he remembered another feisty, young woman with a rubbish first name. A brilliant woman he had grown to rely on completely. “Just so we are perfectly clear, you would prefer that I not call you ‘B’?” the Doctor asked for clarification.
“That’s right, Doctor; and if you know what’s good for you, you’ll remember that,” Buffy warned him.
If anything, the Doctor’s smile got bigger. “Right. ‘B’ it is,” the Doctor said with finality.
Faith clapped her hands and laughed. “Rock on!” she said, nodding her head. “The Doc’s got a set of brass balls on him,” Faith said in admiration. Buffy glared at her.
The Doctor gave Faith a shocked look. “How did you know that? I haven’t used them in ages,” he said, confused. Faith covered her mouth while she laughed at the Doctor.
Even after the horrible couple of months she had been having, Buffy couldn’t keep herself from laughing either. “Too much information, Doc,” she said.
The Doctor shrugged his shoulders and reached into his jacket pocket that like the TARDIS was larger on the inside. He pulled out two brass spheres, and showed them to the Slayers. “Confucius gave them to me. He said I worried too much. Of course he was right, that version of me was something of a worrywart,” the Doctor explained. He offered the Chinese Worry Balls to Buffy saying, “Would you like to see them?”
Buffy was still laughing and held her hands up. “No thanks, I’ll pass. I’ll let you keep your balls,” she managed to say between snorts of laughter.
Faith scooped the Chinese Worry Balls out of the Doctor’s hands and had them spinning expertly in hers. “I would never pass up a chance to handle your balls, Doc,” she said with a straight face.
The Doctor smiled at Faith and watched in admiration of her manual dexterity. His smile fell when his memory of 21st century slang and idioms finally caught up with the rest of his mind. “Oh…no…You meant…I didn’t mean,” the Doctor stammered. His shoulders drooped and he closed his eyes, knowing how the next sentence would sound. He held out his hand. “Faith, may I have my balls back please?” the Doctor asked.
This set Buffy and Faith off into another laughing fit. Faith carefully handed the Chinese Worry Balls back to the Doctor. She couldn’t resist winking at him while she did it. She gave his crotch a quick glance, intending to eventually find out if he had a regular set as well.

The Doctor's Faith Healing (chapter 2) by DWduck
http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-23404/DW ... ealing.htm
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