Quote:His first thought, in any situation where interpersonal relations were to occur, was 'What would Naruto do?'
Naturally, when confronted with a situation where he needed to be socially deft and clever, the answer to that particular question was even more important.
Unbeknownst to him, he had no real idea of what Naruto would actually do.
He took a deep breath.
"Hi."
Sai, in henge, watched as all heads in the bar full of shinobi turned to face him.
He paused a few beats.
Taking a beer bottle off the counter, he smashed it over the head of an unsuspecting shinobi closest to him. The shinobi collapsed.
"Does that make you mad enough to start a bar fight?"
The shinobi in the bar looked at each other. One in the back took a swig of his drink. "Not really."
Sai frowned.
He looked at the sharp edges of the broken bottle in his hand.
What would Naruto do?
Finding another nearby shinobi, he stabbed him in the neck with it. Blood gushed from the wound, coating him head to toe.
"How about now?"
He dodged a Kunai.
"Excellent."
Salutary Neglect, Chapter 6 (TFF link)
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Sucrose Octanitrate.
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