ROTFL: MAO!

[LilFluff]

So, as I am catching up on Nobody Dies I run across this bit...

"That doesn't change the fact that you slept with Asuka!"
"Well, of course he slept with her. They live together, don't they?"
Shinji
and Uri turn, slowly, and look up. They look way, way up. Standing over
them, overshadowing the entire beach, Unit-01 looks down on them, eyes
glowing a steady yellow. Standing on the shoulder of Unit-01, Yui
scribbles furiously on a piece of cardboard.
"I mean, it's really rude to leave the light on and make noise when someone's trying to sleep," Ichi continues, "I don't like it when they leave the hangar lights on after my bed time, even when Go-kun or Zwei are having late tests."
Yui
holds up the sign, written in super sized letters, 'She is mentally six
years old. PS: I WILL END YOU IF I HAVE TO TELL HER WHERE BABIES COME
FROM.'
"Right," Shinji says, "We're talking about later bedtimes. Aren't we, Uri?"
He elbows Uri in the ribs, the other boy coughing and glaring at him.
"Yes, yes, of course we are," he says, "Bedtimes. Right."
"Well, that's good," Ichi continues, falling back down to one knee, "Because we should talk about it and not have a big fight. Especially because, if you hurt Shinji, I stand on you."
With
that, the yellow eyes dim, and Unit-01 shuts back down. Waving, Yui
gives a smile to both boys and slides off down the arm, walking back to
Misato.
"We'll talk about this later," Uri says, "Count on it."

From Nobody Dies, chapter 76 Beach Episode
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.