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12-03-2010, 07:36 PM

This is an old one that I've had in my quote file for years:

Quote:"Okay," Ritsuko said, turning around. "MAGI! Coffee, black, twelve sugars!" There was a whir, the sound of gears grinding and engines thrumming, and soon a little trapdoor on the workstation opened and a paper cup filled with coffee ascended from the depths of the MAGI's operating system.

"Neat," commented Shinji.

"Technology of God in action," agreed Ritsuko, sipping her coffee. "Ah. I like my coffee like I like my men."

"What... hot, strong and sweet?" Misato winked knowingly.

Ritsuko frowned. "No. Ground into powder and liquefied."

"Oh," Misato said carefully.

From http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1337948/1/E ... _Unplugged]Evangelion Unplugged, Chapter 1, by Renegade
-- Bob
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Then the horns kicked in...
...and my shoes began to squeak.

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