ROTFL: MAO!

[Jenova Silverstar]

Kotetsu's Rules Of Shinobi Conduct
1) Only give 90% of your effort on a given task. You may need that 10% for getting away.
2)
It is better to date a civilian girl than a kunoichi. They're easier to
impress, generally cheaper, and quite frequently a lot more sane.
Civilian girls are much less likely to appear out of nowhere and then
start throwing B-Rank attack jutsu your way because you missed their
birthday.
3) Becoming a jonin is overrated. You make a more
appealing target for enemy-nin who want a reputation, you're more
likely to end up in a bingo book, the pay isn't that much better, and
you're much more likely to end up with missions that involve outrageous
amounts of death and destruction.
4) When confronted by strange
glows and the smell of rotting meat coming from a hole in the ground,
the mission has gone south and it is time to run like hell.

From Mischief Rewind chapter 5 by Greylle

Kotetsu's Rules Of Shinobi Conduct, part 2
5) Paperwork will expand to fill any available time and desktop space.6) Eldritch Horrors can ruin your whole day. Avoid.
7) The relevance and accuracy of any information is inversely proportional to how easy it is to acquire that information.
8)
If there is one building in the target area guarded 24/7, rigged with
alarms and traps, and has inhuman screams occasionally rising from
within - that is almost certainly your target. Except in the Village Of
Helsford, that's their hottest restaurant. Don't order the crab legs.

From Mischief Rewind Chapter 6
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened."
--Dr. Seuss