From Dungeon Keeper Ami (the chapter titled Out-of-Dungeon Experiences)
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.
Quote:"But that's boys'- oh, I see!" the tailor tapped his forehead with theMakes me wonder if the tailors explanation of why leather was so popular is real, or a story invented by leather suppliers.
palm of his hand in sudden understanding, and a smile that showed off
his pointed teeth appeared face. "You want to look like a prince, not a
princess! I should have realised immediately, what with the short hair
and the stories abou-"
"Just get to it!" Ami hung her head, silently gritting her teeth.
"Fine, fine," the tailor waved his fingers again, this time producing an
outfit that was much more to the young girls' tastes. "You realise that
the dark gods will frown upon you flaunting the dress code like that,
right?"
Ami's head snapped upward "They what? They have a dress code?"
"Allegedly. It is common knowledge that servants of darkness who ignore
the traditional attires in favour of less exciting garments suffer from
frequent wardrobe malfunctions."
"You are kidding me." Ami massaged the bridge of her nose, feeling a
headache coming. In light of her experiences, it made a distressing
amount of sense. "Very well. Please let's finish adjusting this costume
more to my tastes. I will have another look at your more," she sighed,
"traditional dresses later."
"As you wish, Keeper. Will you also require matching undergarments?"
When a thoroughly mortified Ami left the shop two hours later with her
purchases, the much enriched dark elf shook his head. Stupid humans. So
gullible.
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Will the transhumanist future have catgirls? Does Japan still exist? Well, there is your answer.